[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
when someone you really like unfollows you
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them
i cant believe sex happens in real life
all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot
“would you really sleep with those old rockstars? they’re in their 60’s!”
im actually dying of a rare disease called please date me
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet