jennstarkid:

tastefullyoffensive:

Reversed cotton candy eating.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

jennstarkid:

tastefullyoffensive:

Reversed cotton candy eating.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

jimjampageykins:

billybuttford:

imagine being an old rockstar and finding a website full of horny teenage girls obsessing over your younger selves

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ccindecision:

Everything has turned on the president.

BUT WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT BOB SAGETS TWEETS HE IS 56 YEARS OLD.

westbor0baptistchurch:

Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?

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You’re a douche bag.

tagged → #funny

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

tagged → #funny
nosdrinker:

yeah beyonce you usually just call what’s up??

nosdrinker:

yeah beyonce you usually just call what’s up??

tagged → #funny

pleatedjeans:

had to do a return today.

tagged → #funny
tagged → #funny