not sorry for this

Reversed cotton candy eating.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
imagine being an old rockstar and finding a website full of horny teenage girls obsessing over your younger selves
Everything has turned on the president.
BUT WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT BOB SAGETS TWEETS HE IS 56 YEARS OLD.
Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?
You’re a douche bag.
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
had to do a return today.