Suddenly when he’s least expecting it…
I think my girlfriend is scaring me…
I prefer mine well-cooked, or even just plain burnt. If should be hard and not just firm.
The mind boggles. Then again, the tip just above it, about tugging on his earlobes in order to pull yourself forward and...
Who the fork wrote this? Albert Fish?
Is the little mermaid writing for cosmo now?
No tips on which marinade to use? Cosmo, you’re really falling down on the job.
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